Put a smile on one7media. Forum ARE a place where you learn. Learning is easy when you can take a joke or hint. This was obviously meant to be, at the most, humoristic or funny.
As far as Joomla goes (and most open source software), you do not need to be a programmer to use it. It would not hurt, mind you, but you do not have to contribute (code wise) to the community in order to use the program and most of the time, install/config/use are pretty much possible without real programming knowledge. That's what so hot about open source, people write the softs and let you use them for free. A little reading, installation of PHP (5) and MySQL's latest stable version and you should be on your way to total control.
Plz accept apologies if ever you where hurt but it remains a joke that was not even about you really since it is true that if I could code Java as well as I do Javascript, I'd be rich. Do not run away because of a misunderstanding, be it yours...
