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Old 08-28-2007, 05:59 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Need a laugh?

Notice that this forum is quite serious.So just want to give a smile to you guys. And I can post some if you want more!

Following questions and answers were collated from the General Certificate of Secondary Education taken by secondary school students at age of 14-16.

Geography

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: What is a planet?
A: A body of earth surrounded by sky.

Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
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English

Q: Use the word *judicious- in a sentence to show you understand its meaning.
A: Hands that judicious can be soft as your face.

Q: What does the word *benign- mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight

Technology

Q: What is a turbine?
A: Something an Arab wears on his head.
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lols! Are you in Manila right now?
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Old 08-30-2007, 06:14 PM   #4 (permalink)
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lols! Are you in Manila right now?

Yep. Why? Have you been here?
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Old 09-02-2007, 11:55 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Im in QC
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