[for hire] freelance services

[oxygenworks]

We are a freelance web design and software development company. Our team members are highly talented and have years of experience behind them in their area of expertise. We guarantee you professional services for any budget.
site http://oxygenworks.net
portfolio http://oxygenworks.net/portfolio.html
designers portfolio: http://www.oxygenworks.net/designers/

We are looking for new projects and new clients. We are also looking for partners that could provide us with a constant flow of clients. A partnership like this will be mutually beneficial for both parts.
If you are intersected please send a PM or you can contact me directly at Yahoo/AIM - helenkoshkina.

[Mangom]

Hi
Very cheap software
-- Microsoft Office 2003 Professional 69.95
-- MS Windows XP Professional with SP2 49.95
-- Adobe Photoshop CS2 V 9.0 69.95
-- Macromedia Dreamweaver 8 49.95
-- Autodesk 3ds Max 8.0 149.95
and much more !

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Bye

[saragaska]

Hello!

A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in Dublin, Ireland.
She raised her right arm, revealing a huge and hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, “What man here will buy a lady a drink?”

The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, “Give the ballerina a drink!”

The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"

Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, "Give the ballerina another drink."

The bartender approached the little drunk and said, "Tell me, Paddy, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her the ballerina?"

The drunk replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!"